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An Optometrist's Price plan

Jan 01, 1900
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An Optometrist's Price plan

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer.

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'

If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.' If his eyes still don't flutter, you add 'Each.'"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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