Doctor . . . ?
Published Jan 01, 1900
A man took his wife to see the doctor. The doctor told the man to stay in the waiting room, and he would be called when the doctor finished examining his wife. A while later, the doctor came out and asked the nurse for a screwdriver and then returned to the examining room. Later, the doctor came out and asked for a pair of pliers. The man was really getting concerned. When the doctor came out and asked for a hammer, the man could not contain himself any longer and asked," Doctor, what is wrong with my wife?" The doctor said, " I don't know yet. I can't get my medical bag opened."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
