Doctor ! Doctor !
Published Jan 01, 1900
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon.
Sit still and don't stir.
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bell.
Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
