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Doctor, doctor

Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Psychiatrist: Who said that?

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.
Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me.
Psychiatrist: One at a time, please.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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