Medical Humor

Doctor, Doctor

Oct 22, 2002
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Doctor, Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon.
Sit still and don't stir.

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bell.
Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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