Doctor, Doctor

'Doctor, Doctor, what should I do? I can't sleep at night.'

'Sleep during the day.'

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'Doctor, Doctor, I'm feeling a bit schizophrenic.'

'That makes four of us.'

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'Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things.'

Doctor: 'When did that start happening?'

Patient. 'When did what start happening?

Originally published May 10, 2005.