Donald’s’ Cured
Published Jun 02, 2003
Donald was convinced that he is a mouse! All his family and friends were trying to convince him otherwise, but to no avail. So the final option was to take him to a psychologist.
The doctor and Donald spent a bit over a year on the treatment, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Finally one day:
Doctor: What are you, my son?
Donald: I am a man, Doc.
Doctor: So you not a mouse?
Donald: A mouse? Ha! Ha! Ha! No way, Doc. I am human!
Everybody along with the psychologist went out that night for a party to celebrate this great achievement. On the way to the bar, Donald sees a cat on the street. He gets all scared and hides behind the car.
Doctor: Oh my God Donald! Don't you know that you are not a mouse?
Donald: Yes Doc. I know I am not a mouse. But does the kitty know I am not a mouse too?
Originally published June 03, 2003.
