Following Orders
Published Jan 01, 1900
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?" Patient:" I was just following your orders, doc." Doctor: "Following my orders?, what are you talking about? I gave you no such order." Patient: You told me to avoid people who irritate me.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
