For the Rest of My Life??
Published Jan 01, 1900

Casey came home from the doctor looking very worried. His wife said, "What's the problem?"
He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life."
She said, "So what? Lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives."
He said, "I know, but he only gave me four pills!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.