Good News & Bad News
Published Jan 01, 1900
Doctor: Mr. Cruz, I am afraid I have good news and bad news about your health condition.
Mr. Cruz: O.K. doc, give me the good news first. Doctor : The good news is that you only have 2 days to live.
Mr. Cruz: What??!!!! You call that good news? If that is the good news, then what is the bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell it to you yesterday.
... an 'oldie but a goodie ....
Submited by:"sgo"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
