Good Prescription
Published Jan 01, 1900
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc, when she interrupted him,
"Hey look, I'm a vet and I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to put you to sleep."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
