Help Him Out?!?
Published Oct 19, 2002
Dentist to Patient: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to give a few of your loudest screams?"
Patient: "Why, Doc? I didn't feel a thing!"
Dentist: "I know, but there are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the five o'clock football game."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
