Hiccups

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "Why did you do that for?" the man asks. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?", the pharmacist replies. The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.