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I Can't Make You Younger!

May 19, 2004
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I Can't Make You Younger!

An elderly gentleman wasn't feeling well, and became irritated with his doctor because he wasn't getting better after five visits.

"Look!" said the doctor. "I'm doing all I can to help you. I can't make you younger!"

"I wasn't interested in getting any younger," said the man. "I just want to continue getting older."

Originally published May 20, 2004.

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