Louie Leans to the Left
Published Jan 01, 1900
Bernie has this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother him, so he suggested his buddy Louie should see a doctor, and have his legs checked out. For years, Louie refused... told Bernie he was crazy... But last week, Louie finally went, and sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was 1/4" shorter than his right. A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later, Louie was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans. "So," Bernie says, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg." Louie just looked at Bernie and said, ... "I stand corrected."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
