Modern Medicine
Published Jan 01, 1900
"You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why, just fifty years ago they thought a disease like your daughter's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays, we know that Isabelle is suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in her stomach." --Theodoric of York, (as played by Steve Martin)on Saturday Night Live
Originally published November 14, 2002.
