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More From Your Medical Records

Jan 01, 1900
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More From Your Medical Records

Have you ever wondered if your Doctor graduated with an "A" average of maybe a "C"? How would you know the difference? Maybe from medical record entries ...


On the second day the knee was better. On the third day it had completely disappeared.

The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

This is a healthy-appearing, decrepit, 60-year-old white female, mentally alert but forgetful.

If he squeezes the back of his neck for 4-5 years it comes and goes.

The left leg became numb at times and she walked it off.

SKIN: Somewhat pale but present.

"Patient has been married twice, but denies any other serious illnesses."

"Patient experiences difficulty swallowing tires easily."

"History: Patient was shot in the head with .34 caliber rifle. Chief Complaint, Headache."

"Patient was struck by an auto while she was walking across the street at approximately 45 miles per hour."

"When you pin him down, he has some slowing of the steam."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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