More Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
Published Jan 01, 1900
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now! And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape. Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough. Uh-oh. I don't know where that came from! Just put it over there. Better crank up that anesthesia. I don't think that was supposed to come off. Gonna have to stop here, his insurance won't pay for the rest. Well, it's five o'clock! We'll just put this off till tomorrow. Hey....maybe the janitor knows what this is.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
