More - Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
Published Jul 25, 2003
--Wait a minute, if that's his spleen, then what's this?
--Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
--Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
--Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
--Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
--What's this doing here?
--I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
--Somebody call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop.
--I sure wish I had my glasses.
--Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
--Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
--Sterile, shmerile. The floor's clean enough.
--Anyone see where I left my scalpel?
--Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
--What do you mean you want a divorce?!
Originally published July 26, 2003.
