My Doctor Knows!
Published Jan 01, 1900
Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment."
"So what makes you think your doctor is any better?" asked his friend.
"Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney ailment, you can be sure you'll die of a kidney ailment."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman
Originally published November 14, 2002.
