Not ! Covered !
Published Jan 01, 1900
A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but they refused to cover his injury. "Why is the injury not covered?" he asked. "You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the claims associate said. "That makes you an idiot, which we consider a pre-existing condition."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
