One Complaint After Another ...
Published Jan 01, 1900
Old man Murray goes to the doctor with a very worried look on his face.
"Doctor," he says, "You've got to help me. Do you remember those voices in my head I always complain about?"
"Yes," the doctor replies.
"Well they've suddenly gone away," Murray says.
"So what's the problem?"
"I think I'm going deaf."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
