Patient Management
Published Jan 01, 1900
Dentist to Patient: [begging] "Would you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"
Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time."
Dentist: "There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 5 o'clock football game."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
