- Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.
- You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O.
- Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a Ding Dong.
- The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.
- Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
