Waiting at the E.R.
Published Jan 01, 1900
The company I work for offers tours through the historic district of Anapolis, MD, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of our guides, Dave, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the hospital, and as he sat in the emergency room, a policeman walked by. Doing a double-take at Dave in his 18th-century garb, he asked, "Just how long have you been waiting?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
