You Know Your Dentist is nuts .....
Published Jan 21, 2003
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders."
Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
Gets mad when you mention that "4 out of 5 dentists surveyed" line.
Replaces the rinse water with kool-aid.
Uses industrial car buffer to polish teeth after a cleaing.
Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
Ran out of dental floss. Substitutes with piano wire.
Thinks a staple gun and crowbar make better dental instuments, especially when he's in a hurry.
Originally published January 22, 2003.
