You May Need A New Doctor If...
Published Jan 01, 1900
During surgery he has to keep repeating that "thigh bone connected to the knee bone" song. The patient before you was a goat. The local bar association named him "client of the year." All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series". Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises. The 60 Minutes crew are hanging out in his waiting room. He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam. He has an assistant named Igor. You can beat him in a game of Operation. He has an office sharing arrangement with a mortician.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
