And Still More Q and A
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How do fish travel to work?
A. In a carp pool.
Q. Why didn't the frog sit on the toad stool?
A. There wasn't mushroom.
Q. How do you cut a wave?
A. With a sea saw.
Q. Why did Sally put sugar in her pillow?
A. So she would have sweet dreams.
Q. Why are garden flowers so lazy?
A. Because they are always in beds.
Q. How do you find your way around a dark castle?
A. Use a knight light.
Q. Who has the right of way when 4 vehicles approach a 4-way stop sign at the same time?
A. The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, 'Guns don't kill people, I do.'
Q. Where did the tree trimmer apply for a loan?
A. At the branch office.
Q. Why are movie stars so cool?
A. Because they have many fans.
Q. What washes up on small beaches?
A. Microwaves.
Q. What is the difference betwee mass and weight?
A. Mass is where Catholics go on Sundays. Weight is where sundaes go on Catholics.
Originally published April 27, 2005.
