Bonus Quotes
Published Jul 05, 2003
"I think Little League (baseball) is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house." - Yogi Berra
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." - Phyllis Diller
"The nearest thing to immortality is this world is a government bureau." - General Hugh S. Johnson
"I do not rule Russia; ten thousands clerks do." - Nicholas I (1796-1855)
"Guidelines for Bureaucrats: (1) When in charge ponder. (2) When in trouble delegate. (3) When in doubt mumble." - James H. Boren
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." - Mark Twain
Originally published July 06, 2003.
