Can One Ever Have Too Much Wisdom ?
Published Jan 01, 1900
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at ex-lovers, and miss. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes. If you're not part of the solution, start another problem! If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick boxing. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
