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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If you can't drink and drive,why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Originally published May 05, 2003.