Daily Wisdom?
Published Jan 29, 2004
Black hole:
A place where God divided by zero.
Warning:
I am dangerously under-medicated.
Whenever I go near my bank,
I get withdrawal symptoms.
Every time I hear that dirty word, exercise,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Propaganda:
A politically correct male goose.
Pandemonium:
The black and white Chinese bears are groaning.
Originally published January 30, 2004.
