Getting Things Straight
Two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing an old leather jacket that didn't have any buttons or a zipper.
Finally he pulled over and told his buddy, "I can't ride anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."
After thinking for a second, his bud suggested, "Yo, it's like this... Put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting you straight on."
So they were driving down the road and they came whipping around a curb and spun out on an oil slick. The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.
The duty officer asked him, "Are either of them showing any life signs?"
The farmer then said, "Well, that first one was 'til I turned his ole head around the right way . . ."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
