I Was Thinking OR Things To Ponder Part 1

I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust."

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older - then it dawned on me - they were cramming for their finals!

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"

I' ve thought about those employment applications and that blank that always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!