I Was Thinking OR Things To Ponder Part 2

If you jogged backward ...would you gain weight?

I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!"

I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.

I have noticed when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you put him in a car he sticks his head out the window!

Also:
You have to fight to give a dog a bath,yet they'll sit out in the rain for hours on end.

I'm not into working out!
My philosophy:
No pain, no pain.

Have you ever noticed....
Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I think the reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.