Interesting Tidbits
*I put all my money into taxes. They're the only thing that's sure to go up
*There's a place in Harvard Square that sells "experienced" clothing. I always get a chuckle out of that.
*If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.
*I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
*One of the things I didn't want to be when I grew up was wrinkled.
*My dog can lick anyone.
*Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
*I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
*Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.
Originally published July 19, 2003.
