Just a Glass of Water ...
Published Jan 01, 1900
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
To the idealist, the glass should be full.
The ecologist would say, "Save the Water!"
The anarchist would say, "Break the glass!"
The capitalist would say, "Let's sell this glass."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
