Just Think About
Published Jul 04, 2005
Authorship credt: Stan Kegel
Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn't allowed to talk to strangers.
I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.
We're lucky to have C-SPAN. Not many countries can watch their government in inaction.
I must be following my diet too closely. I keep gaining on it.
Welcome to Megacomputer's 24-hour helpline. If you have been waiting LESS than 24 hours, please remain on the line.
Whenever I'm in a mood to watch the world go by, I just keep to the posted speed limit.
Originally published July 05, 2005.
