- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
- She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
