More Random Thoughts . . . By popular request...
And before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Can you set your laser printer on stun? Is it truly possible to have a civil war? And if a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Ah, but if all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Most car accidents occur within five miles of home... why, then doesn't everyone move 10 miles away? And if one synchronized swimmer drowns, must the rest drown also? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? And if you are born again, do you have two bellybuttons? (See John 3 for the answer; yes, that too is in the Bible) If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done? Is it not so that Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
