More things to think about
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
My mom said how she learned to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
