More What If's - Think about it!
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make it stick to the pan?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If your in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
