More Words of Wisdom
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. I am having an out of money experience. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?!' There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
