More . . . You could be a Red-Neck if...

You go fishing with a generator and copper wire.

The only time you were ever in the dry cleaners was to get out of the rain.

You voted for more than one presidential candidate in the same election.

People are scared to touch your bathrobe.

You've never paid for a haircut.

You wear your blaze-orange insulated suit to Sunday school.

The most fun you've ever had involved water balloons and a Ferris wheel.

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

Your TV gets 512 channels but you go outside to use the bathroom.

You can pick objects off the floor with your toes.

Your son is named for your favorite pro wrestler.

Your daughter mistakenly thought you'd attend her wedding on opening day of deer season.

You and your dog are on the same medication.

Your car burns more oil than gas.

The last thing your ex-wife said to you was, "If you go hunting again, I'm leaving!"

You begin most sentences with "You ain't gonna believe this!"

Your deer lease costs more than your house.

You burn out your clutch in a funeral procession.

Your brother had to cosign to get your deer mounted.

Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.

You know your daddy's C.B. handle but not his real name.

The school principal has your number on speed dial.