Musings
Published May 03, 2005
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what genius came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
Originally published May 04, 2005.
