Not So Deep Thoughts ...
Published Jan 01, 1900
Is it OKAY to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
