Philosofacts
Published Jan 01, 1900
A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.
I'm convinced that in a past life I was somebody named Occupant, and they're still forwarding my mail.
I've changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
