Pondering . . .

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.

I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from:"

I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust"

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!

I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much . . . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!

If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?