Proverbs According to . . .
Published Aug 18, 2005
"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side."
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you get rid of him on weekends."
"He who really wants to do something finds a way; he who doesn't finds an excuse."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank. Proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Originally published August 19, 2005.
