Random Thoughts
Published Jul 05, 2003
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.......
- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead".
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on drivers licenses of bald men?
- I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny forks and spoons, so I wondered what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamp so the mailmen could look for them while delivering the mail?
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are OTHERS here for?
- If a man says something in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong?
- If you cant be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?
- I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone I said "the whole time".
- After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
- Why don’t they just make mouse flavored cat food?
- If you are sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
- I just got skylights put in my place. The people above me are furious.
- Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright till you hear them speak?
- How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Originally published July 06, 2003.
